You Know You’re A Rollerblader When..
- You Sit at a desk or table, and practice grinds with your feet.
- You sit at a desk or table, and practice switch-ups with your feet.
- You look at people who are sitting down, and note whatgrind they are doing with their feet.
- You pretend to grind Handrails or ledges in your shoes.
- You have a huge collection of broken wheels, frames,bearings, and loads of bolts.
- You carry an Allen-key with you a lot.
- You see ledges or rails, and go “Oh My God! Look at that ledge/handrail!” Any skating friends agree with you, everyone else thinks you forgot to take your pills.
> More, more and more ! Thanks Spinn






March 19th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Thats totally true!
March 19th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
C’est zerm.
March 19th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
the third and the last is what im doing.
Sometimes I also practice spins and grinds (stall of course^^) in socks on my sofa xDDDD
March 19th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
T R U E
W
March 19th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
What about:
You roll with your skates. AAHHHHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
March 19th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
You pretend to grind Handrails or ledges in your shoes.
thats me
March 19th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
so true, old but so true hahaha
March 19th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
SHIT! THAT IS SO TRUE!!!
IT DESCRIBES ME EXACTLY!
ESPECIALLY THE LAST PART!!!! ^^
March 19th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
its so true i was doing it today while making a salad
March 19th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
that’s me exactly =D
March 19th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
rollerblading is my life and i find myself only doing number 5.
March 19th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
funny coz its true
March 19th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
its so old…was at bemag msg board ages ago..
March 19th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
who cares how old it is. its true for most skaters. i pretend to do back savanahs with my fingers on the shelfs and other random stuff at work haha.
March 19th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Hasn’t this been posted before? It wasn’t funny then, either. “You know you’re a _______ when…” lists are cliche, knock it off already.
March 19th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
dude thats wat i do 24/7 i did everything that siad already today
March 19th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
It’s orginally taken from aggressive.com, but that site is no longer running. I had the cache-files saved, saw the list again and thought I’d share it with you guys (:
Peace
March 20th, 2007 at 1:01 am
OMG thats sooo fuckin true, i can relate to the seeing rails and going wow part….because most ppl are like “wtf is wrong with you?” lmfao damn man this is so awesome
March 20th, 2007 at 6:54 am
i think this is rather :
YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN UNDER 16 year OLD RIDER WHEN…
and you all forgot the main shit about being a rollerblader :
…You sit down on anything you can’t keep your back straight, and your shoulders are hinged forward.
March 20th, 2007 at 10:09 am
omg it’s true
mais mdr je fais exactement la mm surtout pour les ledges/rail avec mes potes mais trop loool et les switch avec les doigts
March 20th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
So funny to see that i am not alone doing all that:D
March 30th, 2007 at 6:16 am
The rail/ledge part certainly applies. Parents think I’m crazy!
Just today I was practicing fishbrains on the rail of my bedhead >_