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You Know You’re A Rollerblader When..

  • You Sit at a desk or table, and practice grinds with your feet.
  • You sit at a desk or table, and practice switch-ups with your feet.
  • You look at people who are sitting down, and note whatgrind they are doing with their feet.
  • You pretend to grind Handrails or ledges in your shoes.
  • You have a huge collection of broken wheels, frames,bearings, and loads of bolts.
  • You carry an Allen-key with you a lot.
  • You see ledges or rails, and go “Oh My God! Look at that ledge/handrail!” Any skating friends agree with you, everyone else thinks you forgot to take your pills.

> More, more and more ! Thanks Spinn

22 Responses to “You Know You’re A Rollerblader When..”

  1. Scott Wilcoxson Says:

    Thats totally true!

  2. Joe la Frite Says:

    C’est zerm.

  3. Flo Says:

    the third and the last is what im doing.
    Sometimes I also practice spins and grinds (stall of course^^) in socks on my sofa xDDDD

  4. nino Says:

    T R U E

    W

  5. Pich Says:

    What about:

    You roll with your skates. AAHHHHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  6. MegaZork Says:

    You pretend to grind Handrails or ledges in your shoes.

    thats me

  7. Chris Says:

    so true, old but so true hahaha

  8. Alan.K Says:

    SHIT! THAT IS SO TRUE!!!
    IT DESCRIBES ME EXACTLY!
    ESPECIALLY THE LAST PART!!!! ^^

  9. .lucas. Says:

    its so true i was doing it today while making a salad

  10. Jaakko Myyri Says:

    that’s me exactly =D

  11. monkey shoes Says:

    rollerblading is my life and i find myself only doing number 5.

  12. Sandy_ Says:

    funny coz its true

  13. Basza Says:

    its so old…was at bemag msg board ages ago..

  14. dan Says:

    who cares how old it is. its true for most skaters. i pretend to do back savanahs with my fingers on the shelfs and other random stuff at work haha.

  15. Jim Jones Says:

    Hasn’t this been posted before? It wasn’t funny then, either. “You know you’re a _______ when…” lists are cliche, knock it off already.

  16. paul de lucia Says:

    dude thats wat i do 24/7 i did everything that siad already today

  17. Spinn Says:

    It’s orginally taken from aggressive.com, but that site is no longer running. I had the cache-files saved, saw the list again and thought I’d share it with you guys (:

    Peace

  18. RzR SkTr Says:

    OMG thats sooo fuckin true, i can relate to the seeing rails and going wow part….because most ppl are like “wtf is wrong with you?” lmfao damn man this is so awesome

  19. mushroom Says:

    i think this is rather :

    YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN UNDER 16 year OLD RIDER WHEN…

    and you all forgot the main shit about being a rollerblader :

    …You sit down on anything you can’t keep your back straight, and your shoulders are hinged forward.

  20. Bilaal Says:

    omg it’s true

    mais mdr je fais exactement la mm surtout pour les ledges/rail avec mes potes mais trop loool et les switch avec les doigts

  21. Vegard Holvik Says:

    So funny to see that i am not alone doing all that:D

  22. Presto Says:

    The rail/ledge part certainly applies. Parents think I’m crazy!

    Just today I was practicing fishbrains on the rail of my bedhead >_

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