Words of an Obsessive skate DVD collector (by richard williams)
Words of an Obsessive skate DVD collector
DO YOU understand this at all?
Out of the Dark, this sport called Freestyle Rolling, has stayed relatively Black Market, in comparison to other action sports.
Even though Rollerblading Is a Physical Phenomenon, demonstrated by Humble Beings, who wait for The Big Break, in hopes that they will gain Street Fame, The World is Watching many a Clip of Fruitbooters with skates on their Feet, do battle..no.. War against handrails and other Hyphy obstacles.
If you are a Zombie Comatose like me when you have a new skating dvd, you are keenly aware that the Film you are watching is not only Eye Candy, but a HOT Slideshow, about a Black Hearted Collaboration, whose aim is to expose the multi-faceted industry, as an entity with alternative Opinions, which has until recently, been .Underwraps.
While You Were Sleeping, an entire population of Accidental Machines has been spawned. But the future is still to come. Young grommets, you must Choose Your Genre of action sports. Choose rollerblading. It doesn’t matter if your skates are black, Yellow, or even Orange, because your destiny is to become an expert of the Killerboots.
Rollerblading needs a future, because, without a following, the industry of rollerblading will continue to become more Broke, as it wanders on the Road to Nowhere.
By Richard Williams.
Skatepile.com
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December 15th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
that was oddly fun to read
December 15th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
haha, nice. it wouldn’t make much sense if you don’t know about the videos though :)
December 15th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
reminds me of that gym class heroes song made up of band names. i think its called taxi cab.
December 15th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
hah that was pretty sweet though ;P
December 15th, 2006 at 6:11 pm
i love it! well done!
December 15th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
that was stupid, i didnt even want to finish reading it . . . it would be hard to write but it was stupid
December 15th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
Hahahahahahaha that was great. >
December 15th, 2006 at 9:55 pm
That sick hahahaha, and meaningful also
December 16th, 2006 at 2:21 am
i like seeing Physical Phenomenon and While You Were Sleeping in it.
December 16th, 2006 at 6:41 am
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December 16th, 2006 at 9:40 am
humblebeings.com
December 16th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
haha cool