SHOCK, Vibralux: Jean Edit

Michael Garlinghouse, Shane McClay, and Jeph Howard skating at the Summit park wearing the new Vibralux Denim line (December 2009).
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Tags: jeph howard, michael garlinghouse, shock, vibralux








December 14th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Sweet pants dudes.
December 14th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
“cant wear tight pants cuz my knots don’t fit”
so, the guys in this edit have small knots?
December 14th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Hahah Yeah i noticed the lyrics as well. How Ironic.
December 14th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
THIS WAS THE COOLEST EDIT IVE EVER SEEN. GUYS IN TIGHT PANTS ARE SO BADASS AND STYLISH, IN MY OPINION THERE SHOULD BE A NEW SKATE TEAM CALLED (TIGHT PANTZ 4 TIGHT GUYS) LMAO.. SEE THERES A SECRET ABOUT VIBRALUX JEANS AND ITS THAT EVERY PAIR COMES WITH A SECRET HOLE WITH AN EASY ACCESS BUTTON RIGHT WHERE YOUR SPHINCTER IS. SO THAT WAY WHEN YOU AND YOUR BROOSKIS IN TIGHT PANTS ARE DONE SHREDDING YOU CAN ALL GO FIND A PRIVATE AREA AND DO SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FUDGE PACKIN, WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO TAKE OFF YOUR AWSOME TIGHT PANTS.
December 14th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
BROOSKIS & VIBRALUX JEANS 4 LIFE
December 14th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Fun edit, but I would like to see a bit more hammers
December 14th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Jephs new sleeve looks ill!..oh and the skatin was cool
December 14th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
sick edit indeed.
December 14th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
If that wasnt the most annoying song in the world (the beginning anway), it must have been a close second. Skating was good tho
December 14th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
sick of seein tight pants,
there should be more variety in rollerblading
December 14th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
shit i remember back in the day
people would make fun of you soo bad if you wore that shit
people still make fun of your faggot ass
just non skaters
December 14th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
yeah
i dont see how you could wear that shit in public
December 14th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
vibralux apparel is the shit. i didnt like the skating so much though.
December 14th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
why does every video turn into an argument about pants?
December 14th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
YOU GUYZ NEED TO QUIT MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO WEAT TIGHT PANTZ. WTF SERIOUSLY LET PEOPLE BE DIVERSE YOU IDIOTS. GAWD.
December 14th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
BOY DO I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE HATE,YOU TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO WATCH US SHRED,AND THEN U POST UP SOME FAKE NAME AND TALK SHIT.IF ANY OF YOU SAW US SOMEWHERE YOU WOULDNT SAY SHIT!
December 14th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
yea actually if i did see you in public skating with some bitch ass clothes id tell u strait up ur a disgrace and then id beat ur ass if it came to it. My name is Dominick Marty i live in toledo Ohio. pay me a visit and ill tell u strait up u fuck.
December 14th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I like Vibralux and what they do for rollerblading but just like Jay Z says, “can’t wear skinny jeans cause my knots don’t fit”. Not everyone wears tights AJ. I would love to see ya’ll make a line of baggier pants. A lot more people, including me would support your company if you diversified your products.
December 14th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^X 1,000,000
December 14th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Fellow rollers,
If you come on here and get this up in arms about some dudes pants, you either need to come clean and say you like fashion more than blading or you should go skate some more. Seriously, enough is enough. I can’t stand reading your shit anymore.
I love watching these dudes blade.
December 14th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
hey dominic marty.
im from findlay, ohio and skate up in toledo a lot. if you really live there you should give me your contact information so we can skate because we need more skaters in toledo!
December 14th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
“Dominick Marty i live in toledo Ohio”
There is no Dominick Marty that skates in Toledo, Ohio.
More like Dominick FARTY, you must be some little chump, go eat a pie and calm down.
December 14th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
“NICENFUCKINTIGHT Says:
December 14th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
yea actually if i did see you in public skating with some bitch ass clothes id tell u strait up ur a disgrace and then id beat ur ass if it came to it. My name is Dominick Marty i live in toledo Ohio. pay me a visit and ill tell u strait up u fuck.”
Next time My name, Shane’s or Michael’s name comes up on here please don’t watch our edits. You just sound like an idiot.
December 14th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
WOW THAT EDIT WAS RAWTHENTIC. park looks creative and fun, much unlike cancer!
December 14th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Jephrey, Jephrey, Jephrey, what do you think i was trying to sound cool, hell no, i was trying to get a rise out of you tight pants wearing fools and apparently it worked pretty damn good lmao cuz i got 2 of the three guys in this edits panties in a bundle. So ill watch whatever the hell i want to buddy and say watever i want about that edit. ALL IM SAYIN IS DUDES NEED TO LOOSIN UP THERE PANTS CUZ IT MAKES OUR SPORT LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF PUSSY FLAMERS. I DONT KNOW WHOS IDEA IT WAS TO TRY AND MAKE TIGHT PANTS FASHIONABLE BUT THEY WERE PROBABLY FLAMERS THEMSELVES. AND DONT THINK IM TRYING TO HATE ON UR SKATING ABILITIES CUZ IM NOT, THERES CLEARLY SKILL, IM JUST SAYIN EVERYONE NEEDS 2 LOOSIN THEIR DAMN PANTS THIS ISNT THE DAMN DISCO ERA.
December 14th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
AND SCREW YOU bOB WHOEVER THE FUCK U R. Dominick farty great insult, ass clown. go choke on a dick you fucktard.
December 14th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
4sure Dan look me up on facebook
December 15th, 2009 at 12:09 am
that songs the bomb, i love the dubsteb remix. check it out. DJ praiz – dubstep grime mash up.. youtube it
nice pants, nice comments, dominick you are the type of skater that brings our community together. keep doing what you doing.
December 15th, 2009 at 12:11 am
if you took that previous comment seriously, GTFO. dominick grow up, pants are pants, wear what you want, people who wear skinnies dont go posting on ld farmer videos saying.. WOW WAH A FUCKTARD, HE WORE JOGGING BOTTOMS/TRACKSUIT.
or whatever.
grow a pair.
December 15th, 2009 at 12:41 am
SCREW ME IN THE ASS TILL DIARRHEA COMES OUT MY DICK THANKS PAL! SHREDDDD
December 15th, 2009 at 1:01 am
yeah what the fuck..
the only companies that make pants only make tight jeans
thats a fucking disgrace
they dont even have to make baggy jeans
why not just make some jeans that actually fit?
something kind of in between baggy and tight?
ever think of that you disgraceful companies?
i fucking bet not
December 15th, 2009 at 1:14 am
josh Says:
December 15th, 2009 at 1:01 am
yeah what the fuck..
the only companies that make pants only make tight jeans.
didn’t vibralux make a pair of regular jeans?
December 15th, 2009 at 1:23 am
uhh if you want some kinda baggy/not tight pants, josh, hit up normal clothing stores and grab some levis brody. duhh..
December 15th, 2009 at 1:37 am
dredwood wtf kindof name is that. o it makes sense now al the boys IN YOUR SCHOOL IN GYM CLASS MUST DRED YOUR WOOD IN FEAR OF IT RAPING THEM IN THE SHOWER. YOU CAN CHOKE ON A DICK 2 YOU FUCKTARD, ITS OBVIOUS THE ONLY REASON YOUR TRYING TO TALK SHIT IS BECAUSE YOUR A FAGGOT THAT WEARS TIGHT PANTS TOO. ITS SO OBVIOUS THAT NE ONE THAT DEFENDS THE TIGHT PANTS ARGUMENT CLEARLY IS A HOMOSEXUAL AND WEARS TIGHT PANTS AS WELL.
December 15th, 2009 at 1:41 am
Make it TIGHTY PANTZ… sounds better!
December 15th, 2009 at 1:51 am
awesome edit, really nice skating and loved the bit at the beginning “is that the roar of a lion?!” i actually laughed out loud at that haha.
as for pants; to people saying tight jeans makes our sport look gay, are you retarded? like it or not tight jeans are in atm, look at skateboarding or bmx, both massive and you could count the guys wearing baggy pants on one hand. so its actually the other way round, wearing baggy pants would make our sport look gay in the eyes of the masses – deal with it.
for the record, i don’t wear jeans that tight, straight cut for me, keeping it slim but with room to move *thumbs up*
December 15th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Haha.. you guys so funny.. dissin’ on eachother.. I would not wear tigty pantz because my nutz would be hurtin’.. really.. but dont give a nut about some dude skatin in a tighty panz.. I m going skating! Peace…
December 15th, 2009 at 1:57 am
didn’t dean howard just have a One interview crying about being an alchy and his road to recovery? i guess it was a two parter to be continued and lol at that 1/4 pounder with cheese, i’m glad no one has swagger like ya’ll
December 15th, 2009 at 2:41 am
yeah vx had reg jeans
like 4 years ago man
and to ace of spades
actually most skateboarders dont wear tight pants anymore
they actually wear jeans that fit
as for rollerblading over 95 percent of pros either wear tight pants or spandex tight pants
why were you even comparing skateboarding and rollerblading????
why would we want to be like them and follow in there footsteps dumbass???
December 15th, 2009 at 2:51 am
LOL QUINTIN LAMB IS HELLAH GAY. WASNT HE SK8IN TO LIL WAYNE WITH BIGG ASS PANTS LIKE 6 MONTHS AGO.
HELLAZHELLAZHELLAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
December 15th, 2009 at 2:52 am
fuck buying levis. you buy items from rollerblading companies to give money to the industry moran
December 15th, 2009 at 3:24 am
Bust ALL trannies.
Tight pants DO make a man a tran I will admit. But complaining about a mans jeans makes you more of one. I’m just stating facts. If its a denim it can slide, cords, well, getting a bit higher on the tranny scale, its when you get all into a man in girls jeans or some leopard print shit or like a tight stretch thats when the trasvestite grows in appetite.
But either way who gives a flying fuck nuts fit in all jeans its that long rod that makes a mad sidepipe thats where the problem lies.
No, trannies need not apply.
December 15th, 2009 at 3:31 am
id smash all you fuckholes
fuck you trannybuster you’re the big tranny
jon julio is just a crusty old pinay but at least he keeps it real unlike arlo the big gay ass american jew tranny, sold out at a moments notice to try to be cool then has a cry because people call him a tranny because he is one
fuck all you trannies
wo you dicknose probably a tranny too asshole LEVIS WANTED TO SUPPORT ROLLERBLADING YEARS AGO BEFORE ALL THE TRANNIES IN BLADING DECIDED TO BURN THEM FOR WANTING TO HELP.
Id bash all of you gay cunts
December 15th, 2009 at 5:11 am
oh some people must be seriously homophobic and very concerned about pants….
December 15th, 2009 at 5:27 am
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December 15th, 2009 at 6:43 am
i like pants. they make me happy
December 15th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Yet another display of Rollerbladings unrelenting desire to talk about pants. In related fashion boys in xxl dresses, where is the middle ground? Here with more, Dominick Marty reporting live from Ohio, Dominick?
YEAH JOAN. BASICALLY WHEN I’M IN GYM CLASS I FANTASIZE ABOUT BOYS IN DIFFERENT PANTS, AND WHETHER OR NOT SOME OF THEM WOULD LIKE TO SODOMIZE MY ASSHOLE. I COME ON HERE ON ROLLERNEWS (BECAUSE I OCCASIONALLY SKATE WITH MY YOUNGER SISTER IN MY GARAGE) AND ALL I SEE ARE BOYS IN DIFFERENT PANTS. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND HOW FRUSTRATING THIS CAN BE BEING FROM OHIO AND HAVING TO MASK MY HOMOSEXUALITY FROM THE REST OF THE SELF LOATHING HOMOPHOBIC PUBLIC HERE. I MEAN BEING DIFFERENT ONLY GOT ME AS FAR AS ROLLERBLADING, BUT IF YOU EXPECT ME TO GO ANY FARTHER THAN THAT YOU MUST BE A FAGGOT TRANNY. NOW, BASICALLY I FIND IT NECESSARY TO SOUND OUT AGAINST BOYS IN DIFFERENT PANTS OVER THE INTERNET TO MASK MY OWN INSECURITIES ABOUT MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
NOW THAT I GOT A RIZE OUT OF SOME OF THESE BOYEEEEZ ITS BACK TO FANTASY WORLD OOOOOOOOH BOY!!!
December 15th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Thanks for that Dominick, we hope that one day you will live your dreams and come out of the closet and from behind the computer screen into the scawwwwrrrry real world.
This is Joan Rivers reporting live from Milan.
December 15th, 2009 at 9:51 am
name of the song please!!
December 15th, 2009 at 10:25 am
hahah dominick, my name is dylan redwood. put it together, feel like a dick now?
December 15th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
hahaha oh man i just can’t get enough of all the trolling lol
you sissies are getting worked up over people doing this all on purpose!
December 15th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
yea im such a badass ill call myself joan rivers and try being cool by acting like some old bag of douche news reporter on rollernews. you can also choke on a dick joan rivers, cuz i been skating since u were sucking on ur moms tits u fucktard i fucking swear ur probably some little kid trying 2 be hard i wish i knew who u were cuz i would tear u up in a game of skate on nething ne where.
December 15th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
fight fight fight you ugly trannies pinay fight
December 15th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
yay, were in 5th grade again…last trick in the edit was fucking tight!!
December 15th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
people still makes pants a big deal hahah, wierd
December 15th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
JEFF HOWARD IS A BOSS, HE SHOULD BE PRO
December 15th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
THEIR PEE PEES SUREEEE MUST BE ALL CRAMED UP IN THOSE PANTS, PENAL SUFFOCATION! I DUNNO HOW THEY SKATE LIKE THAT, I NEED ROOM FOR MY MONSTER BEAST COCK TO BREATH OXYGEN WHEN I ROLLERBLADE
December 15th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
the reason im not pro is because i suck mad dick on the weekends and being a pro just wouldnt fit into my schedue.
December 15th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Cool little session there. For me, doesnt matter if theyre tight or loose, they are 70$. I’ll take 70$, go to the goodwill, get 3 pairs of jeans for $15,
then go pick up a 4 pack of Brooklyn Breweries Black Chocolate Stout 10% for $8, go home and crack one open, laugh my ass off at all the people bickering over pants, then order some GC featherlites online and still have money left over. Now if I got em for free, I would wear them, cuz they look like nice jeans.
December 16th, 2009 at 12:22 am
i love the people on rollernews so fucking much.
its just great.
i hope the queen never reads this.
she’d be ever so upset.
December 18th, 2009 at 5:15 am
reading this stuff reminds me of a vh1 or mtv reality tv show. everybody gets in a fight and then they cry about the fighting. then they fight some more. keep it up everyone! i dont mean it in a snarky smartass way. i love reading the comments. they are hilarious!
December 19th, 2009 at 6:05 am
shutup you faggot colin more like ANAL COLON