Pariah by Adam Johnson? Grab Yo Dick!
That’s right, fucking grab it, not your cuff, your dick. While you’re at it pick up a copy of the Dvd.
Pariah, an Adam Johnson Digiflick. Featuring John Bolino, Alex Broskow, Montre Livingston, Chris Farmer, Ross Kuhn, Paul John, Michael Garlinghouse, Erik Stokley, Marc Moreno, Brian Freeman, Dylan Davis, Nick Labarre.
Also featuring footage of Chris Haffey, Don Bambrick, Billy O’Neill, Victor Arias, Adam Exline, KC Roche, Kruise Sapstein, Jeph Howard, Chris Dafick, David Sizemore & Andrew Jacuzzi.
Tags: adam johnson, pariah
March 1st, 2012 at 7:39 am
omg im crying so hard, laughing!!!!!
March 1st, 2012 at 7:54 am
damn was really hoping this video wasnt gona be filmed with DSLR fisheye like charging….shit looks so whack..AJ needs to step it up
March 1st, 2012 at 7:57 am
funny as cancer – but at least all the pros are in one edit
March 1st, 2012 at 8:12 am
douches on RN always complaining! Jon you can eat shit everyday bitch, nobody care about you
March 1st, 2012 at 8:32 am
G A Y
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, Adam Johnson has the sense of humor of a three years old, stop hanging out with a bunch of guys all the time at get yourself some pussy
March 1st, 2012 at 9:03 am
To whom this may concern,
I can’t lie, this is EXACTLY why Rollerbladers don’t get taken serious. I can’t believe this is a real edit, & being promoted by this site. Wow! I really like Montre, didn’t know he rolled like that though. I mean I know this is all ‘fun & games’ and all, and we ALL already knew Chris Farmer was gay… but not Montre, damn! :(
Ps. Notice how you see no legit Westcoast heads in this edit, we don’t roll like that…
LAPD, your the hater… Jon is just being honest, and truthful. Take it!
March 1st, 2012 at 9:15 am
ROLLERBLADERS SUCK!
March 1st, 2012 at 9:17 am
i call it a “MJ” f*ck yeah
March 1st, 2012 at 9:36 am
Hahah, Montre took the dick grab to the next level!
March 1st, 2012 at 9:55 am
That shit was funny.
Anyone taking it seriously is just sad!!
March 1st, 2012 at 10:34 am
internet bladers are the gayest fuckin thing right now. whining about every shit
March 1st, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Man, what a waste. Why cant you use your hand for something useful like handing crayons to some kids or pat a dog or something.
I agree with Rawlinson Rivera that bladers have the humour of a 3 year old. Guys you need to be serious bladers.
To me a serious blader takes themselves serious as concrete warriors. Pushing themselves for bigger and better stunts and listens to good music to accompany their blading. A serious blader would listen to real music like ‘Linkin Park’ especially the song papercut. This song reperesents us
(the link is below incase you’ve never heard of this great band)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-9ht9R_vN4
March 1st, 2012 at 12:48 pm
grabbing your dick while skating is just not funny. Unless you are 5 years old.
March 1st, 2012 at 1:42 pm
meaningless fun!:)
March 1st, 2012 at 1:45 pm
what’s this shit? A gay porn? Why do not you stick your finger up your ass too?
March 1st, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Nothing about this was humorous whatsoever. How old are these goons again? As if the bottle flipping phase wasn’t stupid enough? Like the second Anonymous said, this is why we won’t and don’t get taken seriously by anyone, if all they see is guys like this out there prancing around like a bunch of fruitcups. Definitely won’t be getting my $20 anytime soon. I think I will put it towards something useful like wheels or skates.
March 1st, 2012 at 1:49 pm
haha whoever says west coast is not gayest, watch the shock video. Im sure you will be defending tranny porn in no time.
March 1st, 2012 at 1:58 pm
the level of talent while these guys are “just dicking around” is amazing, cant wait for the actual video
March 1st, 2012 at 2:15 pm
YES!!! cant wait for it!!!
March 1st, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Rollerblading was not gay enough. Thanks!
March 1st, 2012 at 3:08 pm
Enough of the homophobic comments. There is nothing wrong with being gay so stop using the word as a derogatory term. It’s this ignorance that holds skating back not an edit of some guys holding there knobs whilst doing tricks.
March 1st, 2012 at 3:35 pm
That was hilarious. You kids need to relax. If you really care that much about what people think about you & about blading, maybe this isnt the sport for you.
Even the best bladers in the world goof off. Thats all they were doing here. Having some fun while dropping hammers for your entertainment.
If you havent seen it yet, PARIAH IS THE SICKEST DVD OUT RIGHT NOW! Period.
If you bought it at BCSD like dozens of other real bladers did, you’d know that seeing all these dudes doing sack-grabs in this lovely online edit brought to you by this shit blog, its fuckin funny, because the video itself is RAW.
Anyone who doesnt like it can suck these. THATS what this edit is. Its for all you little homos. You all get the dik.
March 1st, 2012 at 3:36 pm
boring sorry………………………………………………….
March 1st, 2012 at 4:02 pm
I love how so many people are taking this as a serious edit, not realising that it is more of a promo for PARIAH, than an actual stand alone edit.
Furthermore, this was fucking hilarious,
March 1st, 2012 at 4:05 pm
frontsides and dick grabs….
FUCK YEAH!
March 1st, 2012 at 4:13 pm
This was embarrasing.
I’ve been blading for 6 years but i think i will start skateboarding now…
Or participate in any other sport where pros aren’t acting like gayass dicks.
This video doesn’t help rollerblading to be taken serious in our society nor is it “funny”.
March 1st, 2012 at 4:35 pm
See ya ’round then kid, you won’t be missed. Not with that attitude.
You’re all posers.
March 1st, 2012 at 4:57 pm
“well Says:
March 1st, 2012 at 4:13 pm
This was embarrasing.
I’ve been blading for 6 years but i think i will start skateboarding now…
Or participate in any other sport where pros aren’t acting like gayass dicks.
This video doesn’t help rollerblading to be taken serious in our society nor is it “funny”.”
WOW.
Whoever wrote this is the emabarrassment.
Seriously, get pout of blading. you and all the faggots like you. Sorry pussy, not everyone takes themselves seriously all the time.
Please go skateboard. That “trying-to-look-cool-all-the-time” thing seems right up your alley.
faggot.
March 1st, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Relax, go skate, the Internet is getting sand all in your vigina.
March 1st, 2012 at 5:14 pm
sorry,don’t get it. very gay
March 1st, 2012 at 5:26 pm
everyone needs to chill. its a joke
March 1st, 2012 at 5:27 pm
COol edit, a edit dont need to be cool, need to be fun, or you skate to be a cool guy jumping and spining like a hellacopter.
Pros dont need be serious, dont need to be the guy that you go follow.
March 1st, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Anonymous Says:
March 1st, 2012 at 9:03 am
To whom this may concern,
I can’t lie, this is EXACTLY why Rollerbladers don’t get taken serious. I can’t believe this is a real edit, & being promoted by this site. Wow! I really like Montre, didn’t know he rolled like that though. I mean I know this is all ‘fun & games’ and all, and we ALL already knew Chris Farmer was gay… but not Montre, damn! :(
Ps. Notice how you see no legit Westcoast heads in this edit, we don’t roll like that…
LAPD, your the hater… Jon is just being honest, and truthful. Take it!
HAHAHAHA TO ME, YOUR COMMENT JUST LOOKS LIKE A SKETCH.. YOU ARE TAKING LIFE SO SERIOUS, LIKE OMG
March 1st, 2012 at 5:36 pm
and you like it koobeess cause your gay as well.
March 1st, 2012 at 5:40 pm
you guys have yellow,red and baby blue parts on your skates
rocking the neon green new era hat
purple shirt
red yellow green headphones
with dubstep on em!
….but they are gay!? ooooookkkay
such a gay industry
yo AJ why?
why making awsome dvd’s for all those fuckers?
why waist energy time and money?
sad sad rollerblading world
March 1st, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Hilarious…absolutely hilarious.
March 1st, 2012 at 5:47 pm
I’ve had some the of funnest times just hanging out with buddies at a skate spot and dicking around on blades. Besides, blading, or playing any sport for that matter, is more about holding on to your youth than it is about acting “grown up.”
March 1st, 2012 at 5:55 pm
cool. would like a real trailer tho
March 1st, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Montre is the only one that makes that ish look funny.
March 1st, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Anyone who doesnt like it can suck these. THATS what this edit is. Its for all you little homos. You all get the dik.
March 1st, 2012 at 6:43 pm
“A serious blader would listen to real music like ‘Linkin Park’”
HAHAHAHAHA
wow… really?
March 1st, 2012 at 6:46 pm
This video is sick, it’s fun and it’s just about joking around. Trust me this is more likely to get people outside of blaring interested. Watch king of the road on the thrasher website or any tour skateboarding edit and it’s full of fun stuff like this. It’s why people want to be rock stars on the road having fun with there friends.
More of this, less of the seriousness
March 1st, 2012 at 6:52 pm
hahahaha I win again! It’s like Big Daddy, everything I do pisses you kids off and I love every minute of it.
March 1st, 2012 at 6:53 pm
A wise man who has since left rollerblading told me that if I did something and rollernews kids hated on it, I was doing something good for rollerblading.
March 1st, 2012 at 7:03 pm
first an asshole wheel, now this. no wonder people call us fruitbooters
March 1st, 2012 at 7:17 pm
AJ just sonned all of you little herbs. YOU ALL CAN GET THE DILLS!
March 1st, 2012 at 7:34 pm
That shit was hilarious
March 1st, 2012 at 8:20 pm
was interested in buying this and might still… but for now after watching this I am not…
sorry ! With a sick trailer like “Ground Control” and the skaters they have listed I was really into this but not anymore…
lame sauce
March 1st, 2012 at 8:37 pm
“was interested in buying this and might still… but for now after watching this I am not…”
Wait…so are you not buying it or you might?>
March 1st, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Like I’ve been saying, rollerblading is not why the sport hasn’t gotten anywhere, it’s because of the rollerbladers themselves. This is some Mr. Mooseknuckle sense of humor, which was gay in 97′. I mean, if these guys are that lame, then by all means be yourselves, but I’d say it’s time the sport dress itself up a bit. It’s time to mature.
March 1st, 2012 at 9:51 pm
no ones taking it serious, its just stupid and a waste of our time, thats the problem
March 1st, 2012 at 9:55 pm
Adam Johnson, why are you actually trying to piss people off on rollernews, is your life that insignificant that you get kicks out of making rollerbladers on forums argue, do you think its good for the industry? stop being in denial of what your doing, how old are you, like 25? grow up mate.
March 1st, 2012 at 9:57 pm
Hmmmmmmm….. just saying seems similar.
http://vimeo.com/2374565
March 1st, 2012 at 10:13 pm
AJ is my fucking hero haha, fuck yeah dood, these comments made the edit that much better, getting some money and ordering Pariah asap. Thanks for entertaining me.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:57 pm
He’s not specifically trying to piss anyone off. This little edit you think you’re entitled to, to watch pro skaters FOR FREE, was a multiple message edit.
1) Online edits are trash. Thats the difference in generations. Theres those before the internet, and after. If you want to rep blading for real, then buy some fuckin DVDs you little pricks that have full sections of your favorite pros and put some $$ in their pockets. Thats what AJ is providing for himself and his team. Just enough $$ to keep doing what they love.
2) Dont take this shit too serious. The best bladers in the world obviously dont, so why should you? AJ pointed out all of you insecure little judgemental Facebookers with a quick grab your dick edit for fun. Its sad how easy that was.
3) Adam Johnson has a sick crew of dedicated bladers supporting him. He makes sick blade videos by driving across the country with smelly pros who eat doritos and fart beer all day and night. He doesnt get nearly as much in return for his efforts from you little pricks, why? Because its his love. Love for the culture and sport. Not for the approval of you tween-agers who dont know a damn thing about this sport and its roots.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:05 pm
his video doesn’t help rollerblading to be taken serious in our society ………..
UGLY AND NOT FUNNY . shame
March 1st, 2012 at 11:11 pm
ok, so I guess I missed the joke. do a tick and grab your dick…and that’s funny? EPIC FAIL
March 2nd, 2012 at 12:00 am
NOTE: THIS VIDEO IS NOT MADE FOR “OUR SOCIETY” ITS MADE FOR LIFE LONG BLADERS WHO DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK….
WHAT IS THIS BASEBALL? YOU FUCKING POSER JOCKS NEED TO GO FIND A COACH’S ASS TO KISS.
March 2nd, 2012 at 12:14 am
That was fuckin stupid.
March 2nd, 2012 at 12:14 am
Ok, so, my long winded opinion,
I dont mind a quick intro of something that’s funny like this. All crews have their little inside joke things, and that’s great. But what you have to realize is this, while being entertaining for a short while, is not as entertaining to the rest of the world. I like almost every final project AJ puts out. They all kill it in terms of their skating.
But let’s face it, AJ and his gang are not rocket scientists. I really don’t care for all this face-time all these “too cool for school” losers are getting. Stick to what you’re good at, skating, leave the talking to those who have something reasonable to say. Because all this edit says to me is “We’re too cool to do real tricks in our trailer”. And let me tell you, that is not the case. No one on here cares about you because we think you’re cool. They care because you skate well.
The irony of all of this is that if you keep up this approach to life and skating, you will end up being the only ones who are still on “yo dicks”,
March 2nd, 2012 at 12:29 am
I will still buy the video, but this makes me want it less, not more. Not all publicity is good publicity.
I hope Europe comes out with something respectable soon cause I really don’t want to be associated with these clowns.
March 2nd, 2012 at 12:33 am
The point lee, is that the good skating is in the DVD, you have to pay for the goodness
Seriously Rollerblading needs to stop being so fucking serious, just blade with your friends and have a good time, if you want to be serious and make money get a job in a bank and play a team sport
If you blade because it’s fun, grab your dick
March 2nd, 2012 at 12:45 am
http://skateboarding.transworld.net/2012-skate-create/
Rollerblading needs something like this Valo vs ssm vs razors vs usd would be sick
March 2nd, 2012 at 1:25 am
This is bullshit….BRET URBAS grabs his dick way better than any of these guys. BRET URBAS could fakie 1440 dick grab to topsoul on a 666ft rail. BRET URBAS won bittercold, winterclash, asa, niss, gravity games, and the japaneese death course. BRET URBAS.
March 2nd, 2012 at 1:32 am
I couldn’t careless (besides the fact that i clicked play) that a bunch of nobodies dressed like gays have “fun” grabbing their dick like whoohoo we’re so cool and we don’t give a fuuuuck because we’re having so much fuuuun! grabbing our dick!! yeaaaaa!!!
gtfo
anyway what’s really bad is that Montre is in there being a dumb ass puppet for AJ as well!! serious??? I’m done supporting this gu[a]y that’s for damn sure. Notice how none of the real pros are in this piece of shit edit…
you want to grab your dick with your friends do it but DON’T get that up on the internet you dumb AJ.
not buying this video and I feel sorry for the ones who gave money to this guy.
March 2nd, 2012 at 1:38 am
So stupid. So much hate. We should all put our money where our mouths are and boycott this stupidity before we see more of it.
March 2nd, 2012 at 1:49 am
what tim said ^
and Bolino, O’Neil too.. WTF
and what’s up with the first dude in this edit? check out his outfit with holes on his jeans and valos with the gay leopard pattern on them.. SERIOUSLY?????
March 2nd, 2012 at 1:58 am
these assholes just want to seem like theyre having fun but really theyre so stuck up and tight assed in their image of being aloof, counter culture and ultra cool that they cant drop it and put out any good material. that would be too serious for them.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:08 am
I don’t care what lifestyle you choose, I’ll always love you!
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:24 am
anyone who thought this was funny in anyways im sure has not graduated highschool… or graduated in the american south or midwest.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:55 am
“haha”
Ohhh, graduated change what its funny or not?
Cool… nice school dude… They really changed your ass.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:55 am
^^^^ HAHA holy fuck. Where did you graduate from? Sure did nail everything in that sentence.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:59 am
“anyone who thought this was funny in anyways im sure has not graduated highschool” <This dude should wear a helmet all the time, not just for skating.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:00 am
buncha dumb fucks
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:18 am
I was pretty amazed to see an AJ clip at the end.
Alot of fun this edit was, and it looked like they were having a good time.
For the people who keep saying “this is why people dont take rollerblading serious” get the fuck out! Since when is rollerblading serious, its all about having a good time and doing something that you love. Remember rollerblading is all about “freedom of feet, no coach there to tell you how to do it”
Stupid dumbfuck rollernews kids.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:04 am
beefy
Your comment was a bit too short. Please go back and try again.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:05 am
aj know ur roll and shut your mouth wen am i getin my copy of urbas
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:37 am
I do apologize, I did not realize that this was an academic forum. I thought that if I had used proper english prose and grammar my comment may have gone over the heads of some of those who do not have the benefits of high levels of literacy (the same individuals at whom my previous comment was directed). What I had meant to say, is that the humour displayed in this edit was grossly immature, and appeals to those with lesser intelligence. High school education may not have been a priority for these people, or perhaps they were simply a by product of one of the worlds poorest public education systems. I hope this clarifies.
March 2nd, 2012 at 7:18 am
worst thing is AJ’s probably sitting back and laughing because everyones talking about his videos, i havent bought anything from your collection since generic tour and thats because your an immature 30 something, with the sense of humor of a retarded 7 year old, take some notes from Julio, cant imagine that dude grabbing his dick, yet i still respect him and want to buy products from him!
March 2nd, 2012 at 8:55 am
OMG my dudes!!! AJ you are so immature because you make rollerblading less “acceptable” in our society. At the rate you non-professional tricksters are going with our “sport”, I’ll never be able to come out of the closet and admit I’m a “freestyle-roller” to my Dad because we as united “rollers” will never get the exsposure of the Super Bowl, like we should. If you professionals don’t start acting like nuns, rollerblading will never be as cool as wheelyboarding!!
Seriously, where the FUCK did all you kids come from? Who cares where rollerblading goes as long as there is still skates companies making blades to use. If you’re into rollerblading for society’s acceptance, fashion, or money – you’re in the wrong place. If you ever think rollerblading is gonna “blow up” into the mainstream – you’re just straight up delusional.
NEWS FLASH- No one outside of rollerblading could give a flying fuck what we do on what they see as plastic shoes with wheels, outside of watching taig khris for five seconds on T.V. and not remembering it the next day.
Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE rolling – I’m 22 and have been skating since I was 11, and will do so until I can’t anymore, but if anything – the reason the “mainstream” doesn’t give a shit about rollerblading is because of whiny ass kids who think they can talk shit about people they think they know because they’ve seen them in a edit. Anyone who thinks this edit is immature probably cries during sex, turns their hat foward in front of cops, and skateboards on the downlow.
March 2nd, 2012 at 9:49 am
Wow, I didn’t realize America was such a homophobic country, it frightens me… soon back to the stone age… lame country…
March 2nd, 2012 at 10:42 am
when will the dvd be available in europe? don´t want to pay 35$ for shipping just to get it
oh and, the funniest thing about this edit are all the queer fuckers complaining how gay this stuff is hahaha dudes you made my day, seriously!!
just read an article that says that about 80% of homophobic guys out there are actually gay hahahaha think about coming out suckers!
March 2nd, 2012 at 11:48 am
pcp buy it at intuition skateshop, the shipping is lower
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:15 pm
This little joke edit was 100% NOT a trailer! There is no “dick grabbing” in Pariah. Pariah is the best video since BFG, a real game changer!
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:23 pm
This comments section is a shining example of what Haffey talked about in a recent podcast with the mushroom blading dudes. It’s so tempting to bring yourself down to these haters’ level. I’m quite surprised how many morons had such an issue with this. You don’t like it, fine. I find it somewhat understandable. I thought it was kinda funny. Not oh my God roll on the floor laughing funny, but whatever. Some of you guys are acting like it ruined your day. Like AJ was trying really hard to impress people with this goofy little piece. You know what I bet happened midway through touring? He thought, ha we already got a bunch of clips of some guys dick grabbing (I’m guessing Exline started it). Ha a few more of these clips and I could have a full edit. HA! I’ll make it a trailer. HA! Kids on rollernews will have a ball. Yay!
On a serious note, it really scares me if most of you guys aren’t trolling when you act so offended by this edit. Seriously. Scares. Me.
-John Hepp
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:34 pm
HAHAHAHA GEEAT SUCCESS
84 Comments, yet no real tricks = AJ WINS AGAIN
March 2nd, 2012 at 5:47 pm
“these assholes just want to seem like theyre having fun but really theyre so stuck up and tight assed in their image of being aloof, counter culture and ultra cool”
SO TRUE
March 2nd, 2012 at 6:05 pm
Oh yeah you sure nailed it by reposting some lame comment. All in all you know who they are and they DO NOT know who you are.
March 2nd, 2012 at 6:58 pm
for all you high minded pricks who think you can come onto my forum and start bashing on my fellow rollernews retards, shame on you, shame on you and your whole family, you are now part of my h8 crew and i will forever masterbait to that thought
March 2nd, 2012 at 7:19 pm
its funny how this made so many ppl comment… its so easy to get attention just need to grab some dicks and the idiots are all over.
March 2nd, 2012 at 11:21 pm
ROLLERNEWS KIDS= HOMOSEXUALS! COCKSUCKERS!
March 2nd, 2012 at 11:52 pm
This isn’t the trailer, this is what played in the theatre while drunk people came in to sit down. I wasn’t going to post it online, but several people asked me to. I didn’t submit this to rollernews for publication either. In fact, all these epic comments about how immature I am and how much our video sucks are just driving views and page loads that give rollernews money. Well played rollernews, well played.
Also, if a dick grab edit is really the reason why you wouldn’t be buying the video, then I feel bad for you. Just admit that you wouldn’t buy it anyways, doesn’t bother me, because my friends and I do what we do out of love.
March 3rd, 2012 at 1:17 am
If you guys care so much about what other people think of you, you probably should not be rollerblading.
March 3rd, 2012 at 4:41 am
I don’t care what other people think of rollerblading at all. I care about how I feel about rollerblading. I just wish you needed to have half a brain to be a professional in this industry. At least most football players get drafted out of college.
March 3rd, 2012 at 10:20 am
“Grab your dick” ha ha ha ha ha!!! This shit was soooooo Hilarious! so much fun!! Come on guys, who never did whatever dick grab for fun??? just to fuck around?
Come on guys, I´m brazillian.Wanna come down here? Wanna see some REAL bad shit?? Really? I guess Dick grabbin for fun in an edit ain´t that much of a big deal is it? and it ain´t on ESPN or something is it? it´s just fun!!! haha! I laughed so hard, it was so much fun! Aren´t you guys saying rollernews ain´t supposed to be taken seriously? So why so serious? I have this new friend, who happens to be the owner of a MAJOR skate company tell me this: “Hey Fred, what´s changed nowadays is that rolling is too serious right now… It used to be all about fun and fuck around, and yeah, avoiding regular jobs and living the good life… now it´s all so serious… So again… I ask you… WHY SO SERIOUS???
Come live in Brazil, I double dare you, hell I triple dare you…
Fred
March 3rd, 2012 at 12:46 pm
rollernews kids are gay, and rollernews is the fucking cancer of rollerblading. Rollernews kids are fucking retarded and jealous. GO and suck AJ DICK’S
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Make a grab Her Pussy edit for Redemption