New New York Subway Rules

i love ny

Today on the New York City subway and bus system, the following behavior violations will get you $100 file and 10 days in jail :

• Jumping turnstiles even with a valid MetroCard
• Straddling a bicycle
• Wearing in-line or roller skates
• Standing on a skateboard or scooter
• Moving between subway car end doors when stopped or moving
• Placing feet on subway, bus and platform bench seats
• Putting bags on an empty seat when the train or bus is crowded
• Drinking anything

What is amazing is how some New Yorkers need to be threatened with fines and jail to temper their bad behavior.

All the bullet points on that list address common sense and common courtesy. It’s unfortunate so many people resist the notion of naturally doing the right thing to get along with other people.

seen on urbansemiotic.com

13 Responses to “New New York Subway Rules”

  1. Senbeï Says:

    euh moi c’est surtout le “Drinking anything” qui me fait halluciner…

  2. satan Says:

    the asshole that wrote that thinks that having a drink or not taking your blades off to jump on a bus is resisting the notion of naturally doing the right thing. what a fag.

  3. senatesk8r Says:

    im glad im not in NY, gay rules

  4. Eric Says:

    places that rely on public transportation suck…. viva la car

  5. alkobrosex Says:

    10jours en taule pour boire ton coca dans un bus en été…et jte raconte meme pas si tu remplace le coca par une biere

  6. koubis Says:

    alko : ben c’est pas pareil qu’en France tu me diras, deja les americains hallucinent quand ils voient qu’on peut acheter de la biere dans les macdo

  7. ObeySinRolla_J Says:

    well i live in nyc and i take the subway almost everyday and yeah the rules seem harsh but theres alot of bad people who do the wrong things so i have no problem with these rules for the most part

  8. Bayly Says:

    the NY metro subway is pretty damn good lil bit ghetto in places but ppl in NY are damn friendly

  9. Keith Says:

    Ehhh, I live in ny and those rules suck ass. There’s hardly ever a cop in my car anyway so screw them.

  10. in4life Says:

    i live in ny to and the rules suck,and keith is right the cops are hardly ever in a trains(i hate cops)

  11. MaZThr3e Says:

    me nd my frnds got stopped and warned cuz we were wearing our skates in the subway lol

  12. doan.blader Says:

    I believe all subway or bus station does not allow skates. Why are you guys mad at that rule ? Retards…

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