Chris Farmer: Video & Interview
Chris Farmer is better than you at rollerblading and is also good at getting hammered. Read this in-depth interview to learn how you too can one day blade and get tanked.
PHOTOS BY CHRIS AND JERO THE DAMAJA.
What is particularly attractive about drinking to you? Why do you like to get tanked?
Nothing attractive, i just like to do it. i guess one plus is that it helps me sleep better, i fucking suck at sleeping…If you only have $10.00 what do you buy at the liquor store for a night of fun filled black outs?
Well, since nightrain costs about 5 bucks a bottle in minnesota, i’d get two of those and ask questions in the morning.Whats your favorite whiskey? jin beans. [...]
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May 7th, 2009 at 11:47 am
never realised how cool farmer is! he should jot that bullshit about drinking on his cv. cock
May 7th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
jin Bean Whiskey????????
First of all, it is JiM Bean
and second, it is not a whiskey but a bourbon….
beside that, great skater!
May 7th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Sad…..
Creating an alcoholic cool guy, not being one on his own,
Sad…
May 7th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
yea bart bourbon isnt whiskey at all, idiot
May 7th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
. L . A . M . E .
don’t want to see another b-cam
May 7th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
that gap is fuckin NASTY!!!
dope edit
May 7th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
What a shame, drinking will destroy him sooner or later. Farmer, we don’t need another B. Cam. We need more roller Icons like Alex Broskow, clean,sober and just natural. He doesn’t need anything like alcohol or drugs to have fun and skate crazy. I’m not a crazed Broskow fan but I think he puts out a good image for kids out there. Drinking is not cool kids! You don’t need to do it just to be cool or good at rollerblading.
May 7th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
this dude is emo.
May 7th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
fuckin wanker
May 7th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
take a joke people…it’s supposed to be funny
May 7th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
This is just Farmer being Farmer….. for good or bad!
May 7th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
wack, nerd, fag.
May 7th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Why do people feel that they have to make this shit public. Drinking tell you black out is cool…i think not. Then saying it basicly in interview that 13 yr old kids see makes you look like a fuck tard. You guys wonder why rollerblading isnt making money and now you can see why. You have these icons that so many people look up to doing this shit in public, kids buy our movies and there parents see that about 60% of the video is drinking partying those kids parents see this and say no your not being apart of that.
Grow up and stop showing how fucking stupid you are
May 7th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
best chris farmer interview ever.
May 7th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Trying as he always has to make himself look unique and a free thinker he has succeeded yet again in making himself look a complete and utter cunt
May 7th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
what an idiot, drinking is not cool.
May 7th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
word PORTAS
pros should think in which position they are, even if they are lame rollerblading pros.
some kids still look up to you and wanna be like you.
some will know with maturity that most of the pro rollerbladers don´t have anything to look up to except of the way they can skate.
but on the other hand, most of the kids don´t have a strong character and will follow any foot steps, pros do – smoking, drinking etc…
just sad.
p.s.: this is for all pro rollerbladers out there. remind yourself in what position you are and that most of the kids will imitate you!
May 7th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
lol there’s nothing fun about waking up at 10:30am and not knowing what the fuck happened the past 10 hours. farmer shouldn’t promote this stuff at all.
May 8th, 2009 at 2:47 am
farmer just knows how to make rollerblading look awkward. whether he is rolling around in a garbage bag like the vg19 days, popping out of a pool of water surrounded by candles or by posting shit like this up, he just makes me wanna puke in some grandma’s vagina, tape it shut and reopen in 8 days to sniff it. thanks man, alice cooper would love you
May 8th, 2009 at 2:51 am
only a lame cunt like justin eisenger would think this is worthy or writing about. “oh the drama in rollerblading, ironic, blah blah blah…”
May 8th, 2009 at 7:12 am
Farmer should promote whatever the fuck he wants.
May 8th, 2009 at 7:52 am
Is this the new trend to have stupid questions in interviews? skater interviews are already bad. I suppose by having those sorts of questions they have to come up w/ witty answers.
May 8th, 2009 at 8:40 am
i want to suck his balls
May 8th, 2009 at 8:57 am
i seen chris farmer at a party in indiana and he was being a little bitch and sitting by himself on a couch. he’s not all that, he’s an ok skater. and who the fuck cares about his bullshit life outside of skating. fuck, no one outside of skating knows who he is. some might call me a hater, i prefer to be called a realist. stop all the bullshit that you bring to skating and just skate to skate.
May 8th, 2009 at 9:26 am
It was a Joke.
May 8th, 2009 at 9:39 am
drinking is cool
May 8th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Drinking is cool when you are underage. After that, shit just gets old.
May 8th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
i think…he dress up like that…cause his drink to much…than, it’s hard to find a good combination…
and…my opinion about this broskow feeling… dude! dude!!!
broskow is natural type of scare man… he don’t need get wasted to sleep, neither to scare kids.
hahahahaha
May 8th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Haha you all actually give a shit what he does? Who gives a shit?! Its a funny read. The guy is an adult and its clearly tongue in cheek. Kids coming into blading need to realise that people can do what they want and they can follow whatever icons they want.
Who was telling dunkle to stop throwing knives? Who told petty to stop smoking? Who told feinburg to stop being an asshole to everyone? Who told sagona to get his fucking t shirt off his head?
Everyone one of us that posted on this is an idiot.
May 8th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
everyone, except you right? thanks dan, for your comment of vision and maturity on a respected and intellectual stimulating website such as this one.
May 8th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
stupid people. i bet if farmer talked about fucking then everybody would get equally offended, but if he talked about guns then it would be ok.
it’s a fukin joke assholes, this isn’t football basketball or whatever, it’s skating, it’s not about making model citizens who appear on tv talking shit and being a role model, this is a small stupid interview that nobody reads. there are thousands of things out there in the media that have a much stronger negative influence on kids (and adults) than this little interview.
May 8th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
hahaha sweet jebus you kids take this shit way too serious. go out and rollerblade. you busters sound like a concerned mother that needs to put in her 2 cents in on EVERYTHING to have better satisfacion about herself. farmer your the man…..cheers!
p.s. people are going to do what they want, weather its coming up to you with no remors and smashing you with a blunt object. or as bad as being a pro rollerblader and drinking. little kids look up to anyone and everyone. what makes you so much better than the next guy? as far as being pro and “drinking” or “party’n” goes if your so worried about what little kids will think thats what their parents are for to teach them right from wrong.
May 11th, 2009 at 10:52 am
i seen you drinking dat jin beans on the internets…
May 31st, 2009 at 6:33 pm
sick interview, pretty funny.
whats the song for the video?