Chris Farmer is NOT chicken shit…
up: The big 3. Chris Farmer, Photo by Jeff Stockwell.
quoting You hate to love it:
Chris Farmer and the buds were joking about him doing a switch ao topsoul on this downrail (not the one on the picture above). Upon further inspection it had a downhill runup, crack, and was rackable. He said he was over it as it was the first spot of the day. I jokingly called him a “Chicken shit” and it was on.
No warmup, only a crayon to wax the rusty piece of shit, and the clip cherry for the new party van “Explorer” had been popped. Yummy breakfast.
Tags: chris farmer
April 7th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Boom!! Skates look dope!
April 7th, 2011 at 3:27 pm
He may not be chicken shit, but he’s still a fag.
April 7th, 2011 at 3:40 pm
ComeONNNNN pause at 0.30 wtf has happened to this dude he’s grown a tail!
April 7th, 2011 at 3:43 pm
this was shit he has been pro for so long he should have switch ao topsoul on most easy rails like this
April 7th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
^^…says the 12 year old with his internet balls…
April 7th, 2011 at 3:45 pm
sory bro…. this isnt switch… he doing tts this way…. no switch :)
April 7th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
It always makes me laugh when people talk shit here about proven vets when they can’t do half the shit they can do. Sure, Farmer looks like the long lost drummer from Twisted Sister but that ao topsoul was still pretty dope, and the guy looked drained so go ahead and talk a lot of shit but realize that you are probably talking shit on a guy that has forgotten about more tricks than you have learned.
April 7th, 2011 at 4:20 pm
chris farmer the men!!!
April 7th, 2011 at 4:22 pm
Right foot soul is chris’ switch
April 7th, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Fag Hater Says:
April 7th, 2011 at 3:27 pm
He may not be chicken shit, but he’s still a fag.
fagspotter Says:
April 7th, 2011 at 3:40 pm
ComeONNNNN pause at 0.30 wtf has happened to this dude he’s grown a tail!
blader hate Says:
April 7th, 2011 at 3:43 pm
this was shit he has been pro for so long he should have switch ao topsoul on most easy rails like this
You guys are pathetic! Seriously…Farmer has more skills in his little toe than you´ll ever have. I doubt you even have natural souls on ankle high curbs on lock! How dare you…stupid noobs…
April 7th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Anybody complaining in general go do your own amazing videos and then post them on here. I thought this was supposed to be a nice blog, with nice stuff to see and to find likeminded people. Most of the time, though, I have the impression that you’re a bunch of sour losers without a fucking life. That or you’re just in your teens with not enough hits on your head to show respect for other people’s work.
Go Farmer! Go anybody who has enough balls to live their life!
April 7th, 2011 at 4:42 pm
nice Your comment was a bit too short. Please go back and try again.
April 7th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Don’t wrap it up, I’ll eat it on the way home!
Shit was laced.
April 7th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
under the blade: http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1033/undertheblade.jpg
April 7th, 2011 at 5:16 pm
the farm is the man. you all are fags which is why you post without your real name.
also tts is not the same as alley oop topsoul – some people use the same foot for both and use a different spin and some use the same spin with different feet. do your homework.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:18 pm
Amazing. The guy never ceases to amaze me. No one is on his level and never will be. Love him
April 7th, 2011 at 5:35 pm
sick trick but yeah must say the guy looks like a total fruitcup. i could never take anyone like that seriously, whether they be a skater or non skater. looks like an idiot.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:18 pm
so the guy is a little rock n roll now-a-days whatevv. he still merks 98 percent of you who comment this. chris farmer is still pushing it everytime you see sections/clips from him. you all should die today for doubting this man. ide mutch rather watch farmer skate the most cutty cuts then watch aragon do another hurricane top soul down some bs rail everyone and their mom has skated.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:23 pm
ROLLERNEWS: please get more legitimate and make an sign in system like be-mag. then, at least these haters can have an account behind them.
if you idiots are more focused on his clothes than his tricks, you don’t understand rollerblading #quit
April 7th, 2011 at 6:31 pm
I’m not really into the rock band clothing and stuff, but he is still one of the best if not the best blader that has ever lived, I just don’t get the “new styles” and that stuff hanging in his back pocket that looks like a tail or something…
Other than that, keep it up chris you are the man.
Fred
April 7th, 2011 at 6:34 pm
how could you hate on someone at that level and the thing is he doesnt seem to be trying this video is a joke and hes still skating better then 98% of the rollerblading population … dress however you want farm your the man
April 7th, 2011 at 6:42 pm
chris farmer knows beetle juice!
April 7th, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Okay for those that said he didn’t do the trick AO topsoul is made by spinning towards the rail. Which he did. It’s also done switch since his switch soul is his right foot and you can see his right foot is topside. also vet or not this is a hard trick to do. More so from someone who stop doing tricks like this after mindgame died. Big ups for doing a hammer on second try.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:48 pm
I love all the hate directed my way keep it coming. I can skate better than most of you, bet most of you have never had sections in big dvd’s or even on the front page of this website. he is not a veteran, you’r a douche bag so many other rollerbladers can do this trick. does that mean you should dick ride them?
April 7th, 2011 at 6:55 pm
to chris farmer:
you are a chicken shit. i bet you wont skate gnarly obstacles and do hammers all the time like you used to. cause thats what i want to see. i still like your skating, i know you still have skill, stop skating curbs and short ass rails. chicken shit.
April 7th, 2011 at 7:04 pm
SICK …. farmers the shit
April 7th, 2011 at 7:05 pm
Twisted Sister? Try Hanoi Rocks: http://www.google.com/images?q=hanoi+rocks
April 7th, 2011 at 7:10 pm
CHRIS FARMER IS THE MAN.
SO DOPE!
DETROIT WHAT, BITCH.
April 7th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
its clear.. farmer is the MAN.. with insane skills… and the haters just suck
April 7th, 2011 at 8:06 pm
THE BEST BLADER IN THE KNOWN COSMOS
BAR NONE
April 7th, 2011 at 9:05 pm
I don’t understand why people give him shit. This guy is the OG… there’s nothing to it. He has done every trick, and then he did it switch. His switch and regular foot/spin is unnoticeable. He is reworking the blade game, doing shit his way, trying to be innovative and creative. People are afraid of change, they are afraid of different but at this point the only thing that will keep blading alive is if we start making new tricks, new styles, getting fucking innovative. Blader’s need to stop living with their head so far up their asses that they won’t try something different, and if you’re going to live with you head up your ass then at least do us a favor and quit judging other bladers for their choice of style, their clothing, their skates… accept that they are rollerbladers.. they love to do the same thing you love to do, and you’re just mad because they are either better than you will ever be, or different.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:06 pm
…and Back to the Future II is fukin sweet!!
April 7th, 2011 at 9:14 pm
i love that farmer has his own way of doing shit, from the way he styles to his skating. fuck all u morons who hate on people not doing things the way you deem correct.
you are what wrong with the world. go on a remote island and stay there.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:28 pm
i agree 100% with filip.
and i happen to like is tail.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:33 pm
I Chris Farmer doesn’t take Back to the Future 3 to heart and learn how to control his temper. If all it takes to get Farmer to bust out hammers is to call him Chick Shit I’ be calling him that all day just to get some good clips out of him. But switch or not that trick was clean from beginning to end.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:00 pm
Why r people saying it’s not switch when his ender in feet was full cab ao topsoul the other way. Some of u kids r fucking idiots
April 7th, 2011 at 10:02 pm
best blader ever, (Dustin Latimer included)
April 7th, 2011 at 10:37 pm
to all who talk shit,
farmer is one of the best in the game, very few are better than chris farmer.and the people who are at his level or higher, are entirely too mature to talk shit on chris, because they all know that hate will kill rollerblading.
now, after all of that, that must mean that, logically, whoever IS talking shit on chris farmer, isnt near his level of skating, thus making them a hypocrit. BOOM NIGGAAA
April 7th, 2011 at 10:42 pm
yeah he’s good at skating but the fucking shit trailing from his back pocket pisses me off so fucking much…just like oli short and those people, it pisses me off
April 7th, 2011 at 10:45 pm
come on people remember the history this guy has made ? this guy has a style which most of you don’t, in time you’ll realize how stupid you are when you hate on everything you see, grow up..
April 7th, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Dont know why so many people moan about farmer, his an amazing skater and does the way you dress REALLY effect anyway you can skate? not really, so all haters, just get over it, and learn some better tricks then challenge farmer at a game of skate and watch your ass get kicked by him personally
April 7th, 2011 at 11:12 pm
The fishbrain in the picture above is also switch! Fuckers!!!
April 7th, 2011 at 11:23 pm
Ya’ll got to check out that “CHARGING” vid. Farmers section and skating, is incredible. Innovative tricks, on disgusting, body mangling spots. I’m an old dude, who rarely watches these new parkfest, curb line edits anymore.. and my jaw was on the floor watching that video. Rollerblading needs Farmer. He’s a piece like all the other greats. It’s the adversity in styles, and abilities that makes rolling so damn sick. Leave it at that.
April 7th, 2011 at 11:26 pm
I hate rollerbladers.
April 7th, 2011 at 11:51 pm
you can if you want mr. farmer!
April 8th, 2011 at 12:01 am
hahaha reading these comments is beyond hilarious. who the f*ck can say CF (the f*cking farm) is a shitty rollerblader. you need to realize who your talking about. This man has done some f*cking insane s*it on his skates. The thing I like the most about him is that he does WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS. some people need to wake the fuck up nowadays. keep posting negative comments all the time and thinking negative, then see where you will get in life.
April 8th, 2011 at 1:47 am
True that to three things:
He looks like a clown, no doubt, BUT
Watch Charging before talkin smack coz it’s so rad, Farmer’s AND Broskow’s parts,
And ROLLERNEWS: please get more legitimate and make an sign in system like be-mag. Then at least these haters can have an account behind them.
April 8th, 2011 at 1:51 am
This website is poison
April 8th, 2011 at 2:12 am
lol damn right “the dou”.
i just realised all these haters actually remind me of Eric Cartman in Southpark. just as stupid, ignorant and childish… this guy “spess mehren” made me realise this when he wrote: “yeah he’s good at skating but the fucking shit trailing from his back pocket pisses me off so fucking much…just like oli short and those people, it pisses me off”
LOL! some weird hang-ups certain ppl have huh… it’s like some little puppy going all mad and starts barking and running after a guy who has something hanging after him. i can clearly see that picture in my mind :D
April 8th, 2011 at 2:16 am
people that moan about his dressing style being gay etc are either a) very young b) brainwashed by mtv to think th only way to be cool is to dress hood c) from suburbia
April 8th, 2011 at 2:18 am
hahahaha a skull ring????
I remember being 10 and wanting a skull ring to look cool…
April 8th, 2011 at 2:44 am
I hate rollerbladers that hate rollerbladers
April 8th, 2011 at 3:29 am
This website is poison
This website is poison
This website is poison
This website is poison
This website is poison
This website is poison
April 8th, 2011 at 3:54 am
They need to ban stupid people like you’s from posting comments.
you’re ruining our industry! lol
April 8th, 2011 at 4:21 am
To all the commenters that come on here everyday just to pick something to talk down on, here’s a present for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQVKG5C8KMg
April 8th, 2011 at 4:57 am
im gonna buy your proskates farm
April 8th, 2011 at 5:24 am
theres no such thing as switch and natural to people like farmer and broskow
April 8th, 2011 at 5:53 am
Thst trick was 100% switch for Farmer. Switch alleyoop grind and spin into the trick.
April 8th, 2011 at 6:04 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9JSFCtdlAY It’s definitely switch. Check out the last trick. As anonymous has mentioned.
April 8th, 2011 at 6:26 am
still not switch…. he does ao soul on the same way he does tts, just the spin is diffrent…..thats not switch
hes the greatest sk8, but stop with that switch shit, if it aint!!!
oh and hes clothes SUCKS, and to anyone, I WOULD MUCH RATHER BE IN MY POSITION, WITH MY FULL TIME JOB, THAN BEEING, THA GUY THAT CAN ONLY SKATE
April 8th, 2011 at 6:40 am
someone said Hammer…lol… I had to go up and watch for it again. Couldn’t find a Hammer in that waste of time edit!
April 8th, 2011 at 6:55 am
Jeez. The hate this guy brings. guys he’s part of the reason why we have xsjado skates. remember he’s the original Member rocking the frames back when he had his own Deshi original skate. Back when Daily Bread was around doing rocket fish on a fucked up parking lot rail wearing baggy pants and all. I don’t like his fashion sense either but who gives a shit about what he’s wearing. the man rips shit on a daily. Just look at his last mindgame video. Jump over the fence soul, over the fence top soul, over the fence switch soul, over the fence switch topsoul, 360 over the fence AO soul, 360 over the fence AO topsoul, 360 over the fence switch AO soul, 360 over the fence AO switch top soul, 360 over the fence to 360 soul/top soul/ switch soul/ switch top soul. nuff said.
April 8th, 2011 at 7:43 am
chris farmer ur mi idol i luv u
April 8th, 2011 at 7:53 am
this sucks GO CHRIS!
April 8th, 2011 at 8:12 am
He cheats! he skates xsjados! im kiddin’
But watch all his sections! from the begging to the last one in Drip Drop… If he wanted, he could stop skating and still have pro model! He really did everything, from the spin to win tricks on drop rails, to these experimental trendy tricks he does nowaday…
But what I do is useless, he doesn’t need me /us to plead his case… He knows that he already fucked everybody in this little rollerblading world…
April 8th, 2011 at 8:47 am
shima is way overrated
April 8th, 2011 at 8:51 am
to all the punks hating on chris because of how he chooses to dress.
you are all posers, and chris is not. simple as that.
ohh and he wears the tail things so all you pussies know that he skates way faster than you.
god you people disgust me.
but yeah…. this edit was a waste of space. nothing special.
April 8th, 2011 at 11:02 am
CHRIS FARMER IS NOT JESUS, HE IS GOD !
April 8th, 2011 at 11:15 am
why are people attempting to gain man points on discussing the technical points of this guys skating
farmers natural foot is his left so its switch
April 8th, 2011 at 11:40 am
What craziness I would be pretty fucking embarrassed if this was my site and I LET people talk about the greatest person in Rollerblading like this. I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of it is skateboarders using this as a forum to talk shit about Rollerbladers – I hope it is any way! Fuck I would not pay to advertise my company on this site in a million years even if you paid me! This needs to be sorted dude.
April 8th, 2011 at 11:48 am
And yeah Oli Benets got it in one!
April 8th, 2011 at 2:00 pm
C.farmer does tricks both way i.e: 360 sweatsatance
lol @ a.o topsoul switch.
switch is a nonsense with this guy.
April 8th, 2011 at 2:28 pm
yeah, i agree with obv.. after you get to this level you dont aproach tricks thinking “ohh this is harder because its with my switch foot”
he just does the trick and untallented fanboys sit around in awe saying “ohh my god, was that switch?”
April 8th, 2011 at 4:57 pm
i wonder if he wears a man thong?
April 8th, 2011 at 5:03 pm
this is a switch up, aleyoop top soul to rollernews 75 comments
April 8th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Sick.
Full cab next ;)
April 8th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Fuckin NASCAR bro Yeee Haw!!
April 8th, 2011 at 9:24 pm
say what you want about what he wears Chris Farmer is fucking insane most of you chumps on this board can’t do a natural ao topsoul let alone switch
April 8th, 2011 at 9:27 pm
buy charging and shut the fuck up this dude does shit you cant do end of story
April 8th, 2011 at 10:28 pm
love the homosexual look and style no wonder skateboarders say we’re gay
April 9th, 2011 at 1:26 am
LAST COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 9th, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Something needs to change on here. This should be something to enjoy and to get feedback from. To bring up healthy discussion and forward what we love. I think there is too much questionning. It’s the same as you tube. The internet is becoming an open bar for assholes to shower us with their unhealthy pessimism. All you haters should sit down and really question your own way of doing things. Life ain’t looking good for people with so much resent. If you are in your teens it’s ok. You’ll eventually get it right. If you are over them, well… I can only recommend to get your shit together and stop looking for other peoples wrong instead of solving your own. You obviously aren’t a tpeace with yourselves.
April 9th, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Crayola sponsorship!
April 10th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Hey dudes, this chicken can do a true spin negative mystrail (Drip drop), with fuck speed in a fuck drop rail. Can one of you do this?
Yeah Cris, keep doing!
April 10th, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Oh sorry, the correct is true spin Top Negative myst, or simple, chicken spin grind.
April 10th, 2011 at 11:22 pm
Fuck you stupid Rollernews cock suckers that think your some shit. I’d smash your fucking mouth in. We need real accounts…
April 11th, 2011 at 8:01 pm
To be honest CF IS probably one of the best rollers ever & definately puts in the work to innovate but nothing is going to stop me saying he looks like a fucking twat even if he is doing his own thing, good job he can skate to make up for it. U fags on his dick can fuck off it’s not hating its general observation!
April 11th, 2011 at 11:49 pm
“this is a switch up, aleyoop top soul to rollernews 75 comments”
Haha. Awesome.