Bin Laden: skating Valo
Hi Valo-guys,
I have to admit that I don’t like americans very much. I pretty much hate them but you guys at Valo are an exception. Your skates are sick. They look fucking tight and slide like butter on everything. From what I have experienced they are indestructable too. And trust me on this one, I now how to get rough on those bad boys.
It wasn’t easy to get my hands on some valos but as you know from the newspapers I got hommies in the US too. So I just told them to get me some fucking Valos and last week they finally arived. It took them 9 weeks to ship them to my place. FedEx seriously sucks.
To show you how much I appreciate Valo I decided to contribute to your guys skate setup contest. It took me 1 hour to upload this email (including the picture) via my satellite-phone to my email account. I had to disconnect three times cuz there are always people chasing me and shit. I hope I don’t get busted for this but valo is so cool I just want to be on your guys webpage.
–> My new edit is coming out soon (Check aljazera-TV next week). It will be all indoor skating in my cave (Pretty similar to the Kelso-Sliderbar edit they did in their basement).
(No shit talking about america, iraq and all that jazz this time)I hope you like my pic
See you guys later
OBL
PS:
How about a camo-skin for the skate –> That stuff is really useful down here.
Do you think you can hook me up with a flow-sponsorship. Trust me I’m really popular here.
May 29th, 2006 at 1:23 am
wow, that’s fucking lame
May 29th, 2006 at 1:29 am
uhhhh uhhhh ….. i am your prezdent uhhh do not lis ten to this here evil doer. these uhh “Valos” are uh codewerd fer wepuns uhv mas destructeons.
May 29th, 2006 at 2:15 am
funny kind of
May 29th, 2006 at 3:12 am
i could think of a thousand other people who would be more funny bin laden in some advertisement. this was a bit distasteful. im a little ashamed with the valo guys.
May 29th, 2006 at 3:53 am
funny. good way to get someones attention with an advertisment for your skate
May 29th, 2006 at 4:17 am
i thought that the sponsership and sayin that he was really popular was kinda funny
May 29th, 2006 at 4:41 am
lmao
lmao
fuck ya
May 29th, 2006 at 5:15 am
haha, so valos are the weapons of mass destruction haha.
May 29th, 2006 at 6:08 am
that shit was funny u got to admit that! people got to start makin fun of these fuckin fanatics and not let them get to us! these people just want to kill and destroy the world and have all of the world to be opress by islam! FUCK ISLAM AND ANY OTHER RELIGION THAT OPRESSES PEOPLE! WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHEN TO EAT, SHIT, SLEEP, AND GET UP IN THE MORNIN OR CONVINCE ME TO BLOW MY SELF UP! FUCK BIN LADEN ANYWAYS, HE BLOW UP MY SKATE SPOT IN DOWNTOWN NYC!
May 29th, 2006 at 6:11 am
fucking retarted bullshit.. Aint funny
May 29th, 2006 at 7:50 am
hahaha, it was funny liked that with the sponsorship hehe
May 29th, 2006 at 8:45 am
kinda savage but hella funny all the same
May 29th, 2006 at 9:10 am
Hateraid.
May 29th, 2006 at 10:06 am
Pretty original I have to say :-)
Displaying Ben Laden is a good way to get attention after 9/11… Some marketing people knows it :>
May 29th, 2006 at 10:38 am
hahah that was well funny
May 29th, 2006 at 10:46 am
hilarious
May 29th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
I don’t care what all the haters on here say thats some quality advertising
May 29th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
LOL sick!!!!
maybe the P.S was a hint as to a new skin????
May 29th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Nahh, bit wrong mate.
May 29th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
wow this is really stupid let me kill my self now or do i need permission from bin laden
May 29th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
cool ad.
watch Loose Change.
Movie that everyone everywhere needs to see. nothing to do with skating but do it. NOW!
May 29th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
^^^^^ indeed.
May 29th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
HAHHAHA that s HOT
May 29th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Making fun of Bin Laden is fine, but I just also found this to a be a little tasteless…
May 29th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Making fun of Bin Laden is fine, but I just also found this to a be a little tasteless… Its on the same level of doing an ad with Hitler or Jesus in it.
May 29th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
fucking hell, you guys need to go buy a sense of humour somewhere.
It isn’t an advert, probably some guy sent it in as their setup photo and the guys at valo, who actually have a sense of humour, thought it woud be funny to put it up.
May 29th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
usamowi smrdi prdel a ma hrozne chlupaty pero obaleny w turbanu
May 29th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
Yo honestly thats stupid of VALO
May 29th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
Yo honestly thats stupid of VALO to even put that shit up on there website. Bin laden is a pile of shit
May 29th, 2006 at 11:24 pm
its original but not hilarious (pretty funny tho)… stop hating
May 30th, 2006 at 12:19 am
ORIGINAL!
May 30th, 2006 at 2:26 am
“# CoreyMcCumber Says:
May 29th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Making fun of Bin Laden is fine, but I just also found this to a be a little tasteless… Its on the same level of doing an ad with Hitler or Jesus in it.”
Dont you remember Senate…, happy black jesus….? thats already been done…
May 30th, 2006 at 5:48 am
Yeah, but I loved & owned the happy black jesus shirt… That was disrespectful all around…
May 30th, 2006 at 10:08 am
Valo SUCKS what ever the advertisements, and joining bin ladens forces makes you suck even more you mite as well quit making skates and make weapons of mass destruction, make some real skates you nutters !!
May 30th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Tastless ??
There are hundreds of websites and movies (Southpark) making fun of bin laden. So what
I think its funny
May 30th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
VALO,if any of you read this camo is kind of a nice idea,or some cool print.
May 30th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
The issue is they are not making fun of him….Just using him in some lame off reference saying he is a rollerblader. And I realize its not an ad and that some one not affiliated with Valo made it, but Valo put it out there on their web site….
May 31st, 2006 at 12:16 pm
“It will be all indoor skating in my cave (Pretty similar to the Kelso-Sliderbar edit they did in their basement).”
That made me laugh so much
June 2nd, 2006 at 1:03 am
wow god that is so FUCKING FUNNY WASNT IT, your a bunch of fucking retard any one who likes that stupid shit.
June 2nd, 2006 at 1:20 pm
They person that posted above me is gay!
June 4th, 2006 at 9:44 pm
ur gay
so funny i forgot 2 laugh
July 1st, 2006 at 9:09 pm
pointless >:(
October 16th, 2006 at 5:44 am
WOW .ISNT IT JUST POPULAR TO DISS USA. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING IGNORANT.ITS PRETTY DUMB TO MAKE GENERALIZATIONS ABOUT AN ENTIRE COUNTRY’S PEOPLE. WE DON’T LIKE YOU EITHER.
AMERICA ROCKS. FUCK BIN LADEN. FUCK YOU(TO BE FAIR ,FUCK GEORGE W BUSH TO.)